(The truth of the matter.)
Let’s just carbon date a pyramid or something
This bible thing really stinks
It goes against science and
All that man thinks.
I‘m a man of letters,
A scientist don’t you know
And I’m here to tell you,
This Jesus thing just won’t go.
Let’s go over to Israel,
And start an anthropological
And an archaeological dig
We’ll go in disguises,
Come on,
lets go get a wig.
I’m going to disprove this Jesus thing
once and for all.
This is all bull-hockey I tell ya,
It’s from grace, man did not fall .
Let’s go over there,
play in the dirt,
get drunk,
And have a ball.
They’re morons I tell ya,
This is going to be easy.
Come on, we’ll show ‘em some old bones,
We’ll really get cheesy.
We’ll carbon date a stump or something,
No man will ever call me a liar.
If he does,
I’ll hold his hand in the fire.
We’ll leave first thing in the morning,
I know, I know, I’m really being crass.
We’ll leave first thing in the morning -
Right now,
I have to go to mass.
"Bless me father, I'm going to sin."
So the Priest did reply,
Say 45 "Hail Mary's"
and 50 "Our Fathers" too.
cause God is really going to be mad at you.