I know where my house is most of the time,
Unless I’ve been out on a drunk.
And I know where the homeless guy is
Cause he smells just like a skunk.
But I don’t know where space is
It’s black and it’s location I cannot see.
And Of this contemplation,
I wish God would set me free.
I keep wondering how the stars were hung,
Is there something in the blackness that keeps them there?
So I gaze up at night sitting on my lawn in my skivvies,
In case your wondering, that’s just another word for underwear.
The neighbors are appalled as they see me set.
Just wait I have a red pair,
I’m a fashion Icon.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
But I really don’t like the nighttime,
The daytime is my preference.
It easier for me to find,
My dog gone point of reference.
So what’s the deal with the darkness God?
Is there something out there that you don’t want me to see?
Oh wait, I know,
It’s a surprise for them and the like of me..
And so I sit in the darkness and wonder,
Are there hoochy-coochy girls dancing in the dark,
As I gaze from beneath the gazebo
Nestled in Tower Grove park.
Even more than wondering where space is,
The question that comes to mind,
Is “Why does space exist?”
There’s another answer I cannot find.
And so if your studying astronomy or perhaps philosophy,
Just ask your professor “why is space?“
And I’m sure he’ll admit,
this is truely a most curious place.
And so I close my eyes and there’s the same blackness,
And sure enough there’s hoochy-coochy girls dancing
This better be a dream or I’m really up the proverbial tree.
cause it’s in their skivvies they are a prancing.
It’s said that God “Spoke” and everything came into existence.
that’s some mighty powerful speakin’ if you know what I mean.
And that’s about all I have to say,
Except this is the dog gonedist place I’ve every seen.
I’ve thought so much about this,
That I went out on a bender.
I Got drunk,
And nearly bent my dog gone fender.
I know where my house is most of the time,
Unless I’ve been out on a drunk.
And I know where the homeless guy is
Cause he smells just like a skunk.
(Sorry about the negative reference homeless people.)
Unless I’ve been out on a drunk.
And I know where the homeless guy is
Cause he smells just like a skunk.
But I don’t know where space is
It’s black and it’s location I cannot see.
And Of this contemplation,
I wish God would set me free.
I keep wondering how the stars were hung,
Is there something in the blackness that keeps them there?
So I gaze up at night sitting on my lawn in my skivvies,
In case your wondering, that’s just another word for underwear.
The neighbors are appalled as they see me set.
Just wait I have a red pair,
I’m a fashion Icon.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
But I really don’t like the nighttime,
The daytime is my preference.
It easier for me to find,
My dog gone point of reference.
So what’s the deal with the darkness God?
Is there something out there that you don’t want me to see?
Oh wait, I know,
It’s a surprise for them and the like of me..
And so I sit in the darkness and wonder,
Are there hoochy-coochy girls dancing in the dark,
As I gaze from beneath the gazebo
Nestled in Tower Grove park.
Even more than wondering where space is,
The question that comes to mind,
Is “Why does space exist?”
There’s another answer I cannot find.
And so if your studying astronomy or perhaps philosophy,
Just ask your professor “why is space?“
And I’m sure he’ll admit,
this is truely a most curious place.
And so I close my eyes and there’s the same blackness,
And sure enough there’s hoochy-coochy girls dancing
This better be a dream or I’m really up the proverbial tree.
cause it’s in their skivvies they are a prancing.
It’s said that God “Spoke” and everything came into existence.
that’s some mighty powerful speakin’ if you know what I mean.
And that’s about all I have to say,
Except this is the dog gonedist place I’ve every seen.
I’ve thought so much about this,
That I went out on a bender.
I Got drunk,
And nearly bent my dog gone fender.
I know where my house is most of the time,
Unless I’ve been out on a drunk.
And I know where the homeless guy is
Cause he smells just like a skunk.
(Sorry about the negative reference homeless people.)